1
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[Instrumental Music]

2
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Oh, no.

3
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What's wrong Tony? You have
that Alicia Keys nightmare

4
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where you just keep fallin'?
[Laughter]

5
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No, it was the Al Green dream

6
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where I spill grits on myself.
[Laughter]

7
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But that's not why
I'm saying "oh, no".

8
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I'm saying "oh no," 'cause I'm
waking up to another nightmare.

9
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'Scuse me?

10
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I know that Lisa energy.

11
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You kepe movin'
around all busy,

12
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that means you
bout to play hostess.

13
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Every time you do that,

14
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that means there's gonna be a
billion freeloaders in my house.

15
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Tony!
[Laughter]

16
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I told you I'm throwing
a New Year's party.

17
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Yeah? And What did I say?

18
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You said, "yeeeah, sounds fine."

19
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Okay, but I
don't sound like that.

20
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Yeah, yeah you do,
every time you lie.

21
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Lie? I've never lied.
[Laughter]

22
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What about that time
I asked you if I looked

23
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fat in that red dress,
and you told me no?

24
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Uh-huh. Yeah, Tony, I
heard what you told Donnie.

25
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What'd you hear me say?

26
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What you got, cameras hidden
around here somewhere?

27
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Listen, I said "phat" with a PH.

28
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- There's a difference.
- Mm-hmm.

29
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What about that time, oh-

30
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Okay, okay,
alright, alright, fine, I lie!

31
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I lie to protect you.

32
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Oh, there's another lie.

33
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No, it's an alternative fact.
[Laughter]

34
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Whatever, Tony.

35
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So you really don't want
to do this party with me?

36
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[Tony Sighs]
No, I really don't.

37
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Come on Tony, it's
gonna be fun, I'm tellin' you.

38
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And since we're in the 20's,

39
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the theme could be Roaring 20's.

40
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Okay see, you're not
happy when I lie,

41
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you're not happy
when I tell the truth,

42
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tell me what did you want?

43
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I want you

44
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to be genuinely excited about
hosting this party with me.

45
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Come on, you could
even dress up like Eddie
Murphy in "Harlem Nights".

46
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Oh, now there's an idea.

47
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And then when your
bigfoot sisters show up-

48
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Ah-ah-ah! There will be no
shooting pinky toes at my party.

49
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[Laughter]
Alright, fine.

50
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As long as this 20's party
ain't prohibition themed I'm in.

51
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Deal.
[Laughter]

52
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* Woke up and my wife said to me

53
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* The bill collectors
want their fees

54
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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me

55
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* Family Time

56
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* Family Time,
*Family Time, Family Time

57
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[Instrumental Music]

58
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Hey man, you
better be there tonight,

59
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I need somebody on my side.

60
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Your side for what?

61
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You know how it is,

62
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Lisa and I get into an argument,

63
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then Lori and Rachel chime in,

64
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then next thing you know,
Vivian and Cheryl show up...
[Donnie Yelps]

65
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What, what the hell was that?
[Laughter]

66
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Uh, nothin'.

67
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Okay, 'cause it seemed
like you made a
noise when I said "Cheryl".

68
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[Donnie Yelps]

69
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There it is again.
[Laughter]

70
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What is wrong with you?

71
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Uh, uh, I, hiccups, man.

72
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Um, Cheryl's gonna be there?

73
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Yeah, so what?

74
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Okay.

75
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I gotta tell you a secret.

76
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Eh, man, get yo
ass back over there.

77
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I don't want nobody to hear me.

78
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There's no one down here.
[Laughter]

79
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Alright, um...

80
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You know what, you
are a great father,

81
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and I've always
wanted to tell you that,

82
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me and Cheryl made
out the other night.

83
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What!? Cheryl? Scoot over, man!
[Laughter]

84
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"Cheryl", Cheryl?

85
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What other Cheryl do you know?

86
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- Bougie Cheryl?
- Don't talk about my Cheryl.

87
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Oh, now she's your Cheryl.
How did it happen?

88
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[Donnie Sighs]

89
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It happened here,
the other night man,
underneath the mistletoe.

90
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[Laughter]

91
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That's, that's wild, man.

92
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I, I never would've
pegged you two.

93
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Yeah, me neither.

94
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She's not my type
personality wise, you know?

95
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Not even physically.

96
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You know, like she fine,

97
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but you know, I like my
girls thicker than a Snicker.
[Laughter]

98
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Okay, so,

99
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you both made out, a little
drunk, you know, it happens.

100
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It'll be a little awkward,
but you'll get over it.
[Laughter]

101
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[Donnie Sighs]

102
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I just can't stop
thinkin' about Cheryl.

103
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Oh, boy.

104
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I mean, I know we're not right
for each other like, at all but,

105
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I just can't get her off my
mind ever since that kiss.

106
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Hmm, well then
that begs the question.

107
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What question?

108
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At midnight tonight,
are you two gonna...

109
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Kiss again!
[Laughter]

110
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Ooh... I, I don't know...

111
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It's midnight on New Year's Eve!

112
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It's gonna be the
perfect opportunity to just

113
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kiss one more time.

114
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Wait, wait, wait, why
are we encouraging
this Cheryl-Donnie thing?

115
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Because it's kind of romantic.

116
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And also kind of disgusting.

117
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[Cheryl Laughs] Yeah.

118
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- I'd say a little disgusting.
- Mm-hmm.

119
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So disgusting, I don't
even want to eat anymore.
[Laughter]

120
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Oh, come on ladies,
he's not that bad.

121
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He's kinda cute, right?

122
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Dude, I once saw him eat
a hot dog out the trash can.

123
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And enjoy it.

124
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You have to admit Cheryl,

125
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Donnie's not exactly your type.

126
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I mean, I pictured
you with someone more

127
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just more sophisticated.

128
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Worldly.

129
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Donnie is, is
sophisticated and worldly,

130
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in his... own way.
[Laughter]

131
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Donnie isn't even worldly enough

132
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to go to the Paris
hotel in Vegas.
[Laughter]

133
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He's more of a
Circus Circus type guy.

134
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Okay, ladies,
I, I completely agree.

135
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He is nothing like my type.

136
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I mean, if I was to make
a list of the things I'm
looking for in a man...

137
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- Donnie would not check a box.
- Mm.

138
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So then why can I not
get this kiss out of my mind?

139
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'Cause you ain't
got nobody else.
[Laughter]

140
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- Hey, what's up y'all?
- Oh!

141
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What y'all up here talkin' bout?

142
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Hennessy.

143
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[All Talking At Once] The plight
of the black man in America.

144
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Yeah, and 2020.

145
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- I mean, there's a lot goin on.
- First shot, straight up.

146
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Okay, uh, alright,
well um, I'll just

147
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get out of here, I gotta get
ready for the party tonight.

148
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Uh, good to see you, Cheryl.

149
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[Cheryl Stammering]

150
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Won, wonderful
to see you, Donald.
[Laughter]

151
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And I, I, I will see
you later at the...

152
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[Softly] at the party tonight.

153
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Alright, so we...

154
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- Oh, um...
- Ah, ha!
[Laughter]

155
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Eh, alright, that's...

156
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Uh, backdoor this way.
[Laughter]

157
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[Donnie Clears His Throat]

158
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[Laughter]

159
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That was harder to
watch than white people
doing the Electric Slide.

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[Laughing]

161
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[Instrumental Music]

162
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Extra, extra, read all about it!

163
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Dad's eating the
snacks before the party.

164
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Boy, you keep runnin' your
mouth and you're gonna be

165
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sleeping with the
fishes see? Nyah, see?
[Laughter]

166
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Mm, I seen the future,

167
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and it has dad getting
in trouble with mom
for touching the food.

168
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Listen, this is my house, okay?

169
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I can touch the snacks
if I damn well please.

170
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Y'all look nice by the way.
Nice costumes. Mm-hmm.

171
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Uh-huh. Daaaaaamn!

172
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Okay, okay!
[Laughter]

173
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[Tony] Mm-mm-mm!

174
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Uh oh! Uh, you, okay.

175
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It's this train.

176
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It's kinda long,
there's a lot of material.

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Tony, what, are you
eating the snacks already?

178
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No! I was holding
these for Devin.

179
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- Boy, put them
snacks back, let's go.
- Mm-hmm.

180
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Dahling, is that another one
of your "alternative facts?"

181
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- Uh, no baby.
- Mm-hmm.

182
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[Doorbell Rings]
[Laughter]

183
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Saved by the bell.

184
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[Lisa Laughs]

185
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You all look so good!

186
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Well look at you two!

187
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- Hello!
- Look at us?

188
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Look at you!

189
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Yeah, lookin'
like a real Fem Fatal.

190
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Well, it's femme fatale, sis.
[Laughter]

191
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Um, who's this?

192
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I'm they bodyguard.

193
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Yes, we're madams, and
our ladies of the evening

194
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need protection.
[Laughter]

195
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Bodyguard, go
wait in the corner.

196
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Yes, ma'am.
[Laughter]

197
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Who y'all 'sposed to be?

198
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Ugly Boy Floyd and
Machine Gums Kelly?

199
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[Laughter]

200
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Whatever, Al Capounds.

201
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[Doorbell]
Yeah,

202
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- Duke Belly-tons.
Alright, alright, okay.
[Laughter]

203
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What's up, my homie?

204
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You know what it is, my G.

205
00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,657
I got that turn
up juice on deck!

206
00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,125
You already know!

207
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,494
Hey my man, what is that?

208
00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,361
That better not be no liquor
you brought in my house, boy.

209
00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:11,364
Oh, liquor! Somebody say liquor?
[Laughter]

210
00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,233
Yeah, re-re-relax everybody,

211
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relax, relax, it's just
Kool-Aid with three
pounds of sugar, alright?

212
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- We about to be lit.
- You already know.
[Laughter]

213
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Chim-chim-chimney, everyone.

214
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Donnie, where are you coming in
from? We don't have a chimney.

215
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Aw, y'all gotta start
locking that back door
if you don't want me to use it.

216
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Look, I don't think they had
chimney sweeps in 1920.

217
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1920? I thought
this was a 1820 party.
[Laughter]

218
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Then you should be
dressed like Kunta Kinte.
[Laughter]

219
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Hello, hello.

220
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Hope you don't
mind, your back door

221
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was unlocked.

222
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Oh, I thought I locked it.

223
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Uh, what, what's up Cheryl?

224
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Donald.

225
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Girl, who are
you supposed to be?

226
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Josephine La Fakehair?

227
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Oh, yes.

228
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I mean, it's a 20's themed party

229
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and Josephine Baker
was a Renaissance woman.

230
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She took Paris by storm,

231
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so, I think it's
historically relevant.

232
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You do realize that
she was a performer

233
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during a rough time for black
people in this country, right?

234
00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,221
Well that's true. Um...

235
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but you know, if
you think about it,

236
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has there ever been a good
time for black people?

237
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- Hello!
- Ah, woo! Hey!

238
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[Laughter]

239
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Besides, you know I
look cute in this dress.

240
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[Donnie Chuckles]
Yes, you do.

241
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Uh, I mean, you know, you, you
look a'ight, you know, whatever.

242
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[Laughter]

243
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I hope you're all ready,

244
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because tonight

245
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,745
you're all gonna be
involved in a murder mystery,

246
00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,246
just like Tupac and Biggie!

247
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,047
Ooh!
[Laughter]

248
00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,382
Hold on, did she say "murder"?

249
00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:36,950
Aight, I gonna be
waitin' in the car, um,

250
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,819
I got two strikes,
I'm up outa here.

251
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,520
[Instrumental Music]

252
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,223
[Instrumental Music]

253
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,792
Murder mystery?

254
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,259
Sorry to hijack your party Lisa,

255
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,961
but I heard about
this murder mystery

256
00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:51,431
party game, and I
thought it would be so
much fun to play tonight!

257
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:55,502
Yeah I mean I guess we
already are dressed up
like murder mystery characters.

258
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,837
Exactly!

259
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,839
I think it was Devin.

260
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,241
Yeah, he always look
like he hidin' something.

261
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,509
Oh, he is hiding something.

262
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,678
He's always hiding those
special magazines under his bed.

263
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,846
Shut up, Ross,

264
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,849
we haven't even
started the game yet!
[Laughter]

265
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,852
Well in that case,
it must be Ebony.

266
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,353
Yeah, I know a
killer when I see one.

267
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,788
You're probably
hiding the murder weapon

268
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,356
underneath the lace frock.
[Laughter]

269
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,858
Okay, that's cold Uncle Donnie.

270
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,459
How do we know
you're not the murderer?

271
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,195
You can kill us with them
dread spikes under your hat!

272
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,130
[Laughter]

273
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,598
- Whatever.
- Mm-hmm.

274
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,966
- I'm watchin' you!
- Mm-hmm.

275
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,300
- Okay, so how do we play?
- Okay,

276
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,468
I'm so glad you asked, Lisa.

277
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,670
So first,

278
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,439
I'm gonna pass
out these strings.

279
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,141
Here you go. Tony, if
you could pass 'em down.

280
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,376
You just tie them
loosely around your wrist,

281
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,477
um, but not too tight,

282
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,046
and don't make a knot,

283
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,714
also, there's a little
magnet there that just

284
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,949
holds them together real easy.

285
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:42,983
- Oh, cool.
- Okay?

286
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,517
Uh, do we all have to play?

287
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,853
The sooner we start playin',

288
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,554
the sooner we can
get to drinking later.

289
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,189
Oh, no, no, no, you
can drink during the game.

290
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,891
- Oh!
- Oh, well I'm in, then.

291
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,059
[Chuckles]

292
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,961
Okay, so now,

293
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,464
I'm gonna randomly
pass out these cards.

294
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,566
Here you go, now
don't show anyone.

295
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,568
Now one, and only one, of these

296
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,204
is marked as the killer.

297
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,407
So, if you're the killer, you
just start killing people.

298
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,210
And everyone else just has to

299
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,245
catch the killer, and
that's the whole game!

300
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,981
It was Devin!
[Laughter]

301
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,484
No, it was not.
[Laughter]

302
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,020
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

303
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,889
What if I don't wanna
kill or be killed?

304
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,256
Well it's just a game,

305
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,392
you kill someone
by untying their string,

306
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,060
and if your string gets untied,

307
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,195
you're dead.

308
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,596
But what if I

309
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,865
untie it and tie it back
before anybody notices?

310
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:32,900
Oh, oh yeah! Uh,

311
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,401
can we resurrect, like Jesus?

312
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,603
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

313
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,570
You're missing the point.

314
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,539
if your string gets untied,

315
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,841
you're dead, okay?

316
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,776
Now if all the
strings get untied

317
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,078
before the killer gets caught,

318
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,379
they win.

319
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,682
Alright? So, to
get this started,

320
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,617
let's have someone
turn the lights off,

321
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,619
to give the killer
a chance to strike.

322
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,587
Ooh, I got it.

323
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,523
[Rachel] Exciting!

324
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:57,791
Have fun, you guys.

325
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,692
[Vivian] Alright.

326
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,527
[Lori] Somebody
pinched my booty.

327
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,229
[All Laughing]

328
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,197
[Vivian] And lights back up!

329
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,899
- Alright, now,
[Lori] I kept mine.

330
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:09,069
whoever is missing their
string is the first victim.

331
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,873
Damn it! I'm the
first one killed?!
[Laughter]

332
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,542
That's so unfair, I've been
so excited to play this!

333
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,645
Well it's about time
the white lady got
killed first in the movie.

334
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,113
Ooh, you know what?

335
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,581
Viv, if you can't
stand the heat,

336
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,983
best get out the kitchen.

337
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,251
Ha, ha, ha!

338
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,320
'Cause she said the
kitchen, 'cause it'd be hot!

339
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,056
Cheryl, that was funny.

340
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,958
What I said was funny, too!

341
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,459
I'm sorry, I only heard Cheryl.

342
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,461
Tony, where's your
circuit breaker?

343
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,495
The man cave, why?

344
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,997
Well, since I'm already dead,

345
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,399
I might as well jiggle
the lights on and off.
[Laughter]

346
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,734
Keep the fun going
for the rest of you,

347
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,436
that way murders can
happen in any room.

348
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,439
[Laughter]

349
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,142
So, any of us could
be the murderer?

350
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,610
Let the games begin.

351
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,613
[All Laughing]
[Instrumental Music]

352
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,684
Adults are such hypocrites
when they raise kids.

353
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,420
They tell you you can't
play violent video games,

354
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,189
then they play murder mystery.

355
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,025
Exactly. When I have kids,
I'm gonna do the opposite.

356
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,360
If they play video
games, I'm gonna reward
them with junk food.

357
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,362
And if they do homework
or eat vegetables? Pff!

358
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,663
They grounded!
[Laughter]

359
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,767
Ross, you gonna have
the dumbest kids.

360
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,202
Don't tell me how
to raise my kids.

361
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,770
Okay, okay, well,

362
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,638
I say we should team up

363
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,707
so we can win this
murder mystery game,

364
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,042
so we can get some real party.

365
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,276
Hoo-hoo! Facts.

366
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,878
Protect you string
with your life.

367
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,147
- So who do you think did it?
- Hmm...

368
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,282
Donnie, he's too stupid.

369
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,885
And we'd be able to tell
if it was my mom or dad.

370
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,721
Honestly, I think it was
aunt Rachel or aunt Lori.

371
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,057
Yeah, they wouldn't
hesitate to kill your dad.
[Laughter]

372
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,558
Or what about
that rag-doll Cheryl?

373
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,061
Mm, I could see her
murder somebody.

374
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,631
With that fake polite smile.
[Laughter]

375
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,867
[Both] Oh!

376
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,569
Ross, my wristband is gone!

377
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,205
- How could you?!
- Don't look at me,
mine's gone too!

378
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,707
Damn. The killer got away.

379
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,012
[Ebony Giggles]

380
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,347
Oh hey Ebony, what
are you doing down here?

381
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,681
Ugh, they were up there arguing,

382
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,583
I just came down here to
get some peace and quiet.

383
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,185
Yeah, well you're
safe down here.

384
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,753
Mm, I don't know about safe,

385
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,889
now correct me if I'm wrong,

386
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,757
but you became friends
with some murderers

387
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,425
when you went on
that extended vacation.

388
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,527
Hey, I had to make sure
somebody was watching my back

389
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,229
when I was doing my time.
[Laughter]

390
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,430
And that looks delicious.

391
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,598
Oh, you can have some.

392
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,701
I mean, I took a few sips,
but I don't got the cooties.

393
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,436
Mm. Ooh! Ah!

394
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,437
What'd you spike that with?

395
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,505
Nothing aunt Viv,

396
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,606
this is Ross's Kool Aid,

397
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,108
it just has a
lot of sugar in it.

398
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,078
That boy's gonna need an insulin
shot by the end of the night.
[Laughter]

399
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,114
So, how's it going up
there, you got any leads?

400
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,282
I think it's Donnie.

401
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,517
You know, he plays
dumb, but he's tricky.
[Laughter]

402
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,352
Alright, so you want to
cause another murder?
[Ebony Gasps]

403
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,288
- I'll do the honors!
- Okay, be my guest.

404
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,324
[Laughter]

405
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,094
[Vivian] Oh, I like to
leave it for a little bit.

406
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,230
- Let the killer make
the hit and get away.
[Ebony] Okay.

407
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,066
[Ebony] Is this enough time?
[Vivian] Uh, yeah I think so.

408
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,135
[Gasps] I've been killed!

409
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,103
Did you kill me?!

410
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,638
No, I was the first
one dead, remember?

411
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,108
Wow, whoever's
the killer is good.

412
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,076
I might need their
services one day.

413
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,079
[Laughter]
[Instrumental Music]

414
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,816
So, who do you
think the killer is?

415
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,952
Are we still playin' that?
[Laughter]

416
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,721
Hello ladies.

417
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,057
Now, have we seen anyone
come in or out of the man cave?

418
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,260
[Both] Nope.
[Laughter]

419
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,795
Let me know if you want
to go over clues later.

420
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,232
- Don't let this
mind go to waste.
[Rachel] Uh-huh.

421
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,168
[Laughing] I think
she killed 'em.

422
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,471
Yeah, killed my buzz.
[Laughter]

423
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,475
Oh look, I think I got an idea.

424
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:40,380
Ooh, I lke where yo head is at!
[Laughter]

425
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,850
Oh, no!

426
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,986
I think we just got killed.

427
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,989
Ouch, bang, bang, shank, shank.

428
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,524
Oh no, I'm dead, too.

429
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,993
And now we can't play this

430
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,696
dumb-ass game and gotta
stay in the kitchen and drink,

431
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,298
Oh, ha!

432
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,867
[Instrumental Music]

433
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,203
Hey Cheryl, look, we grown,

434
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,438
you know what I mean? Uh...

435
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,207
I'm feelin' you, you feelin' me,

436
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,477
and I gotta tell you,
ever since that night,

437
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,345
there's somethin'
I wanna tell you.

438
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,446
These chips are good.

439
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,348
I wanted you to have some.

440
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,784
Uh, and that's why
you're the murderer.
[Laughter]

441
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,187
What? No, absolutely not!

442
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,488
What's going on?

443
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,956
Oh, well Cheryl went into the
kitchen, and when she came out,

444
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,557
both Lori and Rachel were dead.

445
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,994
I went to get a drink.
[Laughter]

446
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,861
Alright, well in that case,

447
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,463
it was Devin all along!

448
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,533
Man, uncle Donnie, we
got killed a long time ago.

449
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,734
It was dirty.

450
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,670
Well uh, that was my
first time in the kitchen.

451
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:38,972
Hmm, okay then,

452
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,540
Tone, where were you
comin' from just now?

453
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,575
I was in the bathroom.
[Laughter]

454
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,678
Uh-huh. Well let
me smell your hands.
[Laughter]

455
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,648
Give me the other
one. The other one!
[Laughter]

456
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,050
Alright, y'all got some
good soap up in there.

457
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,884
Your story check out.
[Laughter]

458
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,055
Mm-hmm, unless
he washed his hands...

459
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,057
after murdering his own child.

460
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,359
Mm...

461
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,361
Well, ah, it doesn't fit.

462
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,231
It has to be the one person
that wasn't in this room.

463
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,199
[Whispers] Ebony!

464
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,534
Oh, I've been dead, too.

465
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,269
I just came back
from the man cave.

466
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,270
Sherlock Homeboy.

467
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,872
Oh!
[Laughter]

468
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,108
I've been killed!

469
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,111
[Instrumental Music]

470
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,913
Okay, okay, it's time
to put an end to this game

471
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:24,351
once and for all, now who
still got they strings left?

472
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,386
Oh, okay.

473
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,055
Now out of the three of us,

474
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,389
I'm clearly,

475
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,691
clearly, obviously,
not the killer.

476
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,792
So I'm just gonna
rule myself out.

477
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,061
How is that obvious?

478
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,862
Don't interrupt me during
my big speech baby, listen up.

479
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,197
[Clears Throat] Now,

480
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,431
between you and Cheryl,

481
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,734
you both have had equal
opportunity to make the hit.

482
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,370
But it's obviously not Lisa,

483
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,438
'cause she would never
harm her own children,

484
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,406
even in a fictional game.

485
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,807
Yeah, that is true,

486
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,810
she doesn't even charge us
rent when we play Monopoly.
[Laughter]

487
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,445
Plus, she's a terrible liar.

488
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,548
[All Agreeing]

489
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,418
I, I, I, actually, I'm
really not. That's not true.

490
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,320
Trash. She couldn't play
dead at a funeral, you
know what I'm talkin' about?

491
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,322
Alright, which brings us

492
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,123
to Cheryl.

493
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,624
- Mm.
- Oh.

494
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,925
Seemingly pleasant,

495
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,595
got Donnie wrapped
around her little finger,
[Laughter]

496
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,563
but that's a little too obvious.

497
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,733
See, every mystery
has a red herring.

498
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,104
And that leaves one option.

499
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,072
- You.
- Wrong!

500
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,109
- Vivian! Get out here!
- [Vivian] Yes?
[Laughter]

501
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,277
You have been
the killer all along.

502
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,514
Uh, need I remind you,
she was the first to die.

503
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,582
Seemingly. She died early,

504
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,451
a little too early.

505
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,620
She was the first one that
wanted to play this game,

506
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,155
maybe that was her master plan

507
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,923
all along, huh?

508
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,091
Fake her own death,

509
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,992
have us all confused,

510
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,928
going at each other,
isn't that right, Vivian?!

511
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,196
Yup.

512
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,332
- Yeah, we, wow.
- Huh?

513
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,833
- Wow.
- Huh? Huh?

514
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,268
- That...
- Oh, good job.

515
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,604
...that was a wonderful speech

516
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,607
Tony, yes! But unfortunately,

517
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,643
it was all alternative facts.

518
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,945
- Huh?
- And, unfortunately,

519
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,012
You're both dead.

520
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,981
[Both Gasp]

521
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,152
You're not the only
one that can lie, Tony.
[Laughter]

522
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,887
[Women] Oooh! Oh yes, queen!

523
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,857
[Lori] That's my sister!

524
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,126
[Instrumental Music]

525
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,995
Are you pouting
because I beat you?

526
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,498
I'm pouting because
the love of my life,

527
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,832
my wife,

528
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,000
murdered me in cold blood

529
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,502
like she found out I had
a mistress or something.

530
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,970
Oh, stop it.

531
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,140
You're just mad because
you found out I'm better
at lying than you are.

532
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,509
Okay, let's not
forget, lying is a sin.

533
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,012
Okay, well then stop telling
little white lies around
the house, okay?

534
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,482
And please stop calling
them "alternative facts".

535
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,884
Okay, well that's a dela.

536
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,353
I'm sorry I falsely
accused you of murder.

537
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,255
Oh, that's okay,
it's just a game.

538
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,225
- I'm sorry you were murdered.
- Me too.

539
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,093
Oh, hey you guys,
it's almost midnight!

540
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,561
[All] Oh!
- Here.

541
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,198
- Grab champagne!
- Alright.

542
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,265
Alright, ready?

543
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,402
[All] Ten, nine, eight,

544
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,871
seven, six, five,

545
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:03,042
four, three, two, one,

546
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,045
happy New Year! Woo!

547
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,048
[All] Cheers, cheers.

548
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,753
Uh, Happy New Years, Cheryl.

549
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,888
Happy New Year, Donnie.

550
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,557
[Laughter]

551
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,393
What the hell.

552
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,195
[She Gasps]

553
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,764
[All] Ooh!

554
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,535
[Singing] Donnie and Cheryl
kissin' in a tree,

555
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,770
- K-I-S-S-I-N-
- Shut the hell up!

556
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,740
Yeah you two,
leave the lovebirds alone.

557
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,775
Oh.
[Laughter]

558
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,577
- Ready? Shall we?
- Ready?

559
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:43,115
[Singing] Should auld
acquaintance be forgot

560
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:48,455
* and never brought to mind

561
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:53,993
* Should auld
acquaintance be forgot

562
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:59,432
* And auld lang syne

563
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,603
Happy New Year!

564
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,240
Oh!

565
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,676
My hangover is so
tough, I think I'm actually

566
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,077
for prohibition.
[Laughter]

567
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,180
Maybe you should make your New
Years resolution to drink less.

568
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,349
I'll make that the resolution
for the rest of the day.

569
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,950
My New Year's resolution

570
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,953
is to never tell
alternative facts.

571
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,422
Okay, I'll stop lying.

572
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,156
[She Laughs]

573
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,159
You know, I think mine
is gonna be to read at
least one book a month.

574
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,595
- Ooh, that's a good one.
- Yeah.

575
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,263
I think I'm gonna
try a new language.

576
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,765
- Oh, which one?
- Mandarin.

577
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,201
Mandarin? Isn't that a fruit?

578
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,003
No, it's a language
in China, and

579
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,772
I'm gonna be prepared when
China takes over the world.

580
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,974
What about you Devin,
any new resolutions?

581
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,611
Mm, I wish to
have a billion dollars.

582
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,847
Okay, yeah honey,
resolutions aren't wishes.

583
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,883
Then I resolve to
have a billion dollars.
[Laughter]

584
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,052
Alright Warren Buff-brain.

585
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,654
[Instrumental Music]


